March 2012
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February 2012
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afternoonsnoozebutton:
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
Oh god
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“No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking...”
– Leo Dworken (via catp0rn)
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electrical-banana replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: electrical-banana shirtlessboys …
I’m genuinely flattered that I’m above shirtlessboys. How did that happen.
Honestly, since I have 301 posts in my queue from shirtlessboys, it should be above you. Odd.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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